I don't know how people write reviews based on trailers. As someone who has actually SEEN this movie in its entirety (and not just the two minutes of pre-production snippets), I can safely say that th [ ... ]

If you didn't enjoy the original Planet of the Apes film or its first few sequals, you probably don't breathe much. This re-make had Thinky pysched, and it does begin and end well, but it middles midd [ ... ]