1. Planet of the Apes
(Matching tags: Helena Bonham Carter,Tim Burton,Mark Wahlberg,Tim Roth,Michael Clarke Duncan,Paul Giamatti)

If you didn't enjoy the original Planet of the Apes film or its first few sequals, you probably don't breathe much. This re-make had Thinky pysched, and it does begin and end well, but it middles middlingly. ...